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Dearing the reader,

Hello, my name Mavi. I live on Stockport at the U of K since Tuesday. I am reporter from Turkey. I come here to write report on living in the Western. It not like the movie. I not found any gun-slingers. I no yet meet John Wayne. I look for him soon.

I make this blog for my friend and my family to read how am I getting on in the U of K. Life very different here. You have no camel. Only at the zoos. I like to show them how I adapting to new way to live. If you like, you follow. You tell your friend, get your friend to follow too. Your friend tell he friend, and he friend follow. Your friend friend tell he friend. If you not like, tell Mavi. Mavi want to know what you no like for he reporting.

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Mavi

Sunday, 2 October 2011

Slapping the lady bottoms (Asda)

Dearing to Asda,

My name Mavi. I move to U of K from my country Turkey. I liking you shop very much. I very keen before I moving here to learn about new country so I spending much time on YouTube to viewing different thing. I find you old T V advertisings. These I laugh at very much - the bottom slapping very funny.

I no see much bottom slapping adverts on T V now. Why not? You should bringing back old adverts. Or making new ones.

I happy to help for slapping the ladies bottoms. This encouraging more men for to do the shopping, you already have lots of lady doing shoppings but not the men. You miss big target audiences. Ladies come for to do the shoppings and men come for to give cheeky bottom slapping. Everyone happy!

I star in the advert for free as I'm have no work permit now. Email me for to arranging.

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Mavi
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