It tasting like cardboard (Ryvita)

Good mornings!
How you do? I very well - though but I have concern!
One time last years I try Ryvita Fruity Crunch! Very disappoint! I think this tasting littles like cardboard.
Yesterday I visiting the superb market - I seeing on Fruity Crunch wrapping you say you remove the cardboard.
Mavi not the guy holding the grudge - so I buy again. More disappoint! I find again this tasting like the cardboard! You must be leaving some in perhaps?
Let me know when all cardboards are removed, I try once more!
Regarding,
Mavi

Slapping the lady bottoms (Asda)

Dearing to Asda,

My name Mavi. I move to U of K from my country Turkey. I liking you shop very much. I very keen before I moving here to learn about new country so I spending much time on YouTube to viewing different thing. I find you old T V advertisings. These I laugh at very much - the bottom slapping very funny.

I no see much bottom slapping adverts on T V now. Why not? You should bringing back old adverts. Or making new ones.

I happy to help for slapping the ladies bottoms. This encouraging more men for to do the shopping, you already have lots of lady doing shoppings but not the men. You miss big target audiences. Ladies come for to do the shoppings and men come for to give cheeky bottom slapping. Everyone happy!

I star in the advert for free as I'm have no work permit now. Email me for to arranging.

Regarding,
Mavi