It tasting like cardboard (Ryvita)

Good mornings!
How you do? I very well - though but I have concern!
One time last years I try Ryvita Fruity Crunch! Very disappoint! I think this tasting littles like cardboard.
Yesterday I visiting the superb market - I seeing on Fruity Crunch wrapping you say you remove the cardboard.
Mavi not the guy holding the grudge - so I buy again. More disappoint! I find again this tasting like the cardboard! You must be leaving some in perhaps?
Let me know when all cardboards are removed, I try once more!
Regarding,
Mavi

Slapping the lady bottoms (Asda)

Dearing to Asda,

My name Mavi. I move to U of K from my country Turkey. I liking you shop very much. I very keen before I moving here to learn about new country so I spending much time on YouTube to viewing different thing. I find you old T V advertisings. These I laugh at very much - the bottom slapping very funny.

I no see much bottom slapping adverts on T V now. Why not? You should bringing back old adverts. Or making new ones.

I happy to help for slapping the ladies bottoms. This encouraging more men for to do the shopping, you already have lots of lady doing shoppings but not the men. You miss big target audiences. Ladies come for to do the shoppings and men come for to give cheeky bottom slapping. Everyone happy!

I star in the advert for free as I'm have no work permit now. Email me for to arranging.

Regarding,
Mavi

Thankings!

I writing for to say thanking for to natashasjones and thanking also for to mrrcsaunders for they tweeting.

Thankings!

How to eat from leg-o bowl (Legoland)

Dearing to leg-o-land,

Hello,

My name Mavi. I live on Stockport at the U of K. I come to U of K to learning about westerns life. My home is on Turkey.

Since I moving here I love to building leg-o with my friend. We build many thing. I building Pyramid today.

Then I hearing of Leg-o-land. So I going there and liking what I see. My best ride is lazer shooting ride, it reminding me like home.

Then I seeing leg-o-land hotel. This very interest idea but actually I think you not think through properly.

I have concerns below.

a) Will floor be leg-o? I leave piece of leg-o next to my bed and get up for toilet in night. To walk on one piece of leg-o hurt very much. It make me swear, like 'Holy Camel Abdul, why you leave leg-o on floor?'

2) Will toilet be of leg-o? This very discomfortable to sit on.

3) Will bowls and spoon be leg-o for the breakfast? I think very difficult to get the rice crispie out if so.

d) Will bed and pillow be leg-o? Again, very disuncomfortable.

I waiting for reply,

Regarding,
Mavi

Reply to: The Fingers is Not Fabulous

Hi Mavi

Thanks for your interesting feedback, sorry we are unable to locate the Pilsbury dough boy as you say he vanished years ago but you never know he may re-appear in the future!

Our flapjack fingers are ideal for a quick snack or a lunchbox but if you are looking for a larger flapjack look out for our mighty oat, choc on top and raspberry full size flapjacks – all available on our website http://www.bakinboys.co.uk/

Stay fabulous

Regards
Sharon

Customer Services

The Fingers is not Fabulous (Fabulous Bakin' Boys)

Dear to the baking boy.

My name Mavi. I live on Stockport at the UK. I have questions for you.

1. Do you know muffin man? Ha. I joke! No, real question. Do you know what happen to pilsbury dough boy? He vanish from our TV screen 20 years ago. Never seen again.

2. Why you think are you so fabulous? I just eating fabulous finger and not so sure it really fabulous. It so small! Tasty but too small. Maybe you can make Fabulous Tentacle? Octopus is delicacy from my country. Tentacle is huge. You make huge tentacle size flapjack, you profit will triple, maybe they even double!

No needs to thank Mavi for fabulous suggestings. Just sends me the pilsbury dough boy.

Regarding,
Mavi

About the weathers 2 (TV Licensing)

Dear to Kelly,

I thanking gratefully for prompt reply and explaining. Also I mostly appreciating informations for contacting BBBC.

I mailing thems now. Please not be processing the refunds until they speaking to John Kettley.

I seeing the thunder today also I hearing the lightnings and it is was very marvellous to experiencing.

Regarding,

Mavi

Reply to: About the weathers

Dear Mr Malek
Thank you for contacting us.
TV Licensing act as agents for the BBC, who are the Licensing Authority. I am sorry, but we are unable to help you with this specific query.  You should send any enquiries or complaints of this nature directly to the BBC.  The address to write to is:
Correspondence Manager
BBC Information
PO Box 1922
Darlington
DL3 0UR
Alternatively you can telephone the BBC Information line on 03700 100 222.
You can also email your query to the BBC by following the instructions on the BBC's website at http://www.bbc.co.uk/feedback.
Yours sincerely,
Kelly Wright
TV Licensing

About the weathers (TV Licensing)

Dear to the TV Licensing,

Hello. My name Mavi. I live on Stockport of the UK.

I buy license 3 weeks ago for the TV. Am mostly disappointing with you service however, and I am wishing for refund until you can gets it right.

I like the Eastenders and Crimewatch on the BBC. This most interesting and factual. I learning very much about England culture. Where I from we keep many wife. On Eastenders this show me I only can sleep with my friend wife. Crimewatch showing me that the bad guys getting caughts so do not be going to rob the posting office. Very good and full of useful tips for me to live nice lift in Stockport.

But I find mostly distressing something else. I watching the weather forecast and am very exciting to see that it will be thunder today. I never see the thunder before or hear the lightning so I looking forward.
I sit here though 3 hour now and still I do not see the thunder or hearing the lightning. This very inaccurate reporting by the bbbc and I so unhappy now. I want refund for license I buy for my TV online. Instead I going for to buy new license in the mails.

I suggest you takes issue up with Mr John Kettley (I google name for good weatherman) and perhap he can present weather in futures. Please no let Michael Fish doing any weather. I google bad weathermans too and he come to the tops of my search. How can weather mans not see the hurricanes coming?

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Mavi Malek

Comparing the monkey superbmarket! (MoneySupermarket)

Dearing to Money Superb Market.

 

My name Mavi. I moving to the U of K from Istanbul since Tuesday in March. I liking here.

 

I working as journalist now, writing my reporting for 'Istanbul Today', making feature for about life in U of K. But this irrelevant.

 

I watching my tellingvision today and see you advertising with man at jumble sale. This good advert! Good working!

 

Later I seeing advertising for Comparing Meerkats! They make play with words, for Comparing Market! This also good advertising, better than yours!

 

I liking to think I am innovating guy, so I thinking how to make your advertising better.

 

First I thinking Money SuperMeerkat. This have meerkat dressing like superman saving money for the peoples. But this might getting you in trouble for using the meerkats.

 

Next I thinking Money Soup-erbmarket. People buying the soup at the superb market, but not paying full price, saving the money! Then this might encourage the shops lifting, so perhaps not good example on the day time tellingvision.

 

Finally I am have a new idea. This one might working! How you think of "Monkey Superb Market"?!?

 

This have funny monkey telling people to go to monkeysuperbmarket.com for buying the Monkey! This very popular for peoples having fat fingers who meaning to go for moneysuperbmarket.com for buying the insurance on they car - or on they camel like in Turkey!

 

I wanting no money for my idea, you free to use. You can using my monkey too, he name Barry!

 

Please, letting me know what you think!

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Mavi

How much for to eat the buffet? I am having one more question.

I thanking you for clarity mr Jamie Hill.

Perhaps you answer one more question for me?

I go to you restaurant for the buffet on the Monday. I eat until my belly full. I have nice time!

On the Tuesday, my belly not so full. I think I can eat more pizza. I go back to you restaurant but they want me pay again? Why this?

Also I notice when I go second time that someone else sit in my seat? Why this? You customer not a camel Mr Jamie Hill. Please do not be treating like one.

Regarding,
Mavi

Reply to: How much for to eat the buffet? Please this time you should reading properly Jamie Hill.

Dear Mr Malek,

Thank you for your reply. I am sorry for the misunderstanding. If you
purchase the buffet you can go back as many times as you like while the
buffet is still open. However this does not include drinks.

Kind Regards

Jamie Hill
Pizza Hut Customer Service Team

How much for to eat the buffet? Please this time you should reading properly Jamie Hill.

Dear to the Jamie,

I very grateful to you for reply but think you not understanding question.

What I want for to know, if I pay six pound and ninety 9 pence, I eat anything I want off the buffet? Much as I can?

Regarding,

Mavi

Reply to: How much for to eat the buffet?

Dear Mr Malek,

I am writing to thank you for your recent compliment regarding your visits
to Pizza Hut since your recent move to Britain.

I am glad you have enjoyed our buffet and have been taking advantage of if as much as possible.
It is always a pleasure to receive positive feedback.

We appreciate your effort in contacting us, as compliments reinforce our commitment to customer care.

I have passed your comments to the Team who will be delighted to learn of your feedback.

Kind regards

Jamie Hill
Pizza Hut Customer Service Team

How much for to eat the buffet? (Pizza Hut)

Dearing to the Pizza Hut,

Hello. My name Mavi. I move to the U of K since Tuesday and I see you restaurant when I go to the town.

I see to your window you say Lunch Time Buffet for the six pound and the ninety 9. I just write for to clarify.

I go there for the lunch - I eat all that will fit in my belly for the one price six pound and ninety 9?

Please confirming.

Regard,
Mavi

Where to put the eggs? (Sainsburys)

Dearing to Mr Sainsbury,

I hoping you well. My name Mavi. I moving to the U of K since the Tuesday in March and I liking very much. But I missing my Turkey.

However. I living very near for to your store and I notice today great offer. I am fan of easter. Also I am fan of egg. This mean I very like easter egg of chocolate.

Today I am seeing buy 1 get 2 free offer. This very good deal. 3 egg for same price of 1 egg.

Mr Sainsbury I am having problem with this. I not like pushing the trolley. When I was children I visit superb market on Istanbul. I have bad experience to push the trolley. The detail hurt me but I tell you this. I put old lady at the hospital and the camel in the grave. I no push a trolley anymore.

So I must use basket. But my mother she tell me when I come to U of K to do my dream. She tell me not put all my egg in the one basket. I not understand until today. First I think she crazy.

Where for am I to put the egg?

I try to put the egg in the two basket but I break the glass on the shelf when I try for to get the jam.

I try for to put the egg in my pocket on coat - but I getting followed by security man. He tell me to take the egg out for the pocket.

Where for am I to put the egg now? I want for to buy 12 like on the offer but it too many for to carry.

Regarding,
Mavi

Reply to: What to feed the camels?

Good Morning Malek
Thank you for your email regarding the above sauce and the Sunpat Crunchy Clusters for your camels. 

You will be pleased to know that the Reggae Reggae sauce and seasoning we use does not contain any
traces of nuts but this is of course a coating on our Reggae Reggae Peanuts and Cashews 90g bag of product which would not be suitable for Tariq.

We see no reason why your other camels should not consume the Sunpat crunchy clusters, however if you are wanting to use some Reggae Reggae sauce on the carrots to spice them up for Tariq, we would suggest you check the label carefully for any nut traces or an allergy warning on the label before purchasing it from the Tesco superb market.

Regards,
Jane Newton

QA Technician
QA Admin Office
Humdinger Ltd

Please advice 2 (Stockport Council)

Dearing to the Claire,

 

I thanking for you email. I have problem though.

 

I go to park for to the dog like you say on map. I have good time. I swing. But angry lady chase me with umbrella. Say she hit me if I coming back. I perhaps thinking park not suitable for me to the dog.

 

Can you suggesting anywhere else for this? I still driving my car for this. Distance not problem.

 

Regarding again,

Mavi

How many camel fit in the room? (Grand America Hotel)

Dearing to Grand America.

Nice to be emailing you. This Mavi here.

I wanting to be visiting Utah. I am Turkish national however living in U of K.

My friend live in Utah and I visit him on September. I must be making booking for you hotel but first I have question.

How many camel will fit in you standard room?

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Mavi

What to feed the camels? (Humdinger Foods)

Dearing to Mr Humdinger,

 

First I must tell you you have funny name.

 

Anyway why I write is to concerning the Sun-Pat Crunchy Cluster I buy at my Tesco superb market.

 

I moving to the U of K on Tuesday of last month and I liking here very much indeed. I live on Istanbul before here which I do miss very much.

 

Back on Istanbul I buy Sun-Pat for to put on my carrot for to feed to my camel. I have 7 camel. They called Iqbal 1, Iqbal 2, Iqbal 3, Iqbal 4, Iqbal 5, Iqbal 6 & Tariq. But Tariq not eating the Sun-Pat carrot. He have nut allergic reactions, this make him grow lot of humps.

 

My question for what I need you to answering is can I feeding the crunchy cluster to the camel also? This maybe save me lot of money on carrot. But not for Tariq. Maybe you suggest other food for Tariq? He like hot food. Do reggae reggae sauce contain the nuts?

 

Kindly regardings,

 

Mavi Malek

So how much for to send the Turkey? (Royal Mail)

Dear to your majesty,

 

Allow me introduce myself. I Mavi Malek. I come to your beautiful country the U of K from my house in Turkey.

I like here very much. I am especially like Bernard Matthews Turkey Burger. This make me think like my home.

 

I mail Bernard Matthews for saying thanks for such nice burger and he send me voucher. This voucher is not good for to use at Iqbal Food & Wine at Istanbul. So I try sending my mother packet with turkey burger so she may try. Lady in the post office tell me no - post office is not good place for sending the turkey burger.

 

So I have question for you. As boss of Royal Mail, you must know answer.

 

How much for to send a Turkey in the mail? I want to sending it to Istanbul.

 

I need answer by the email. I not want to take Turkey to posting office without enough moneys.

Anyway I think I try different posting office. Lady in posting office nearing to my house I think is not very friendly.

 

Regarding,

Mavi Malek

Reply to: I like the Turkey very much 2

Dear Mavi

Thank you for your email. Our vouchers can only be used in this country. You would have to buy some here and post them on your Mother if it is allowed.

Please advise us of your full postal address as we would like to send you some complimentary vouchers.

Kind regards
Beverley Summers

I have new stalker!

Oh look. I see man following me. Hello John Colman (I waving now). It very nice to meeting you.

I like the Turkey very much - 2 (Bernard Matthews)

Dearing to the Beverley,

I much grateful to you for reply.

I need ask you something. Can voucher for Bernard Matthew Turkey Burger be redeeming at Iqbal Food Shop on Istanbul? If yes then I can be sending voucher for Bernard Matthew Turkey Burger for my mother.

If no then I have big problem. This morning I go to mail office to send Bernard Matthew Turkey Burger in the mail. Lady there make me very angry. She say "No you cannot send the burger in the mail". It is in the mail office rules.

Can you tell me. How much for me to send live Turkey to Istanbul?

Regarding,
Mavi

Reply to: Please advice

Dear Resident,
Thank you for your email regarding places to walk your dog.
Stockport has several parks and recreational areas which welcome dogs and their owners provided the dogs are kept under control and any dog fouling is cleared up.
Please copy and paste the following link to access details or forward your address and I can check the nearest location for you.
http://www.stockport.gov.uk/services/leisureculture/parksandrecreation/parks
I hope this helps,
Kind Regards,
Claire,
Customer Service Officer

Reply to: I like the Turkey very much

Dear Mavi

Thank you for your email regarding the Turkey Burgers.

We are delighted to learn how much you like them.

We would like to send you some vouchers for you to purchase some more Turkey Burgers.

Please advise us of your full postal address

Kind regards
Beverley Summers

I like the Turkey very much (Bernard Matthews)

Dear the sir or dear the madam,

 

I write you this mail because to say thankyou for you wonderful product. I come and live on Stockport since Tuesday then I miss my home very much.

 

I know this is not common connection but when I am eating Bernard Matthews turkey product make me miss my home in Turkey not so much. It make it like having a bit of my turkey in my home except that it your turkey. Still very enjoyable food. I finding nights are loneliest so I am putting turkey burger underneath my pillow.

 

Can you turkey burger be posted by the mail? I would very like to sending a burger for my mother. She live Istanbul.

 

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Mavi Malek

Please advice (Stockport Council)

Dearing Stockport,

I recent moved to area. I wonder you can advice me where is good place for to the dog?

I drive my car.

Regarding,

Mavi.